Did you know turtles are great lovers?
Yes, it's because they're rule-breakers. When was the last time you saw two turtles in the missionary position? Exactly.
Have you ever wished you could be a little more the alley cat; maybe just a little dirtier? You don't need to change who you are. But changing your routine can keep your mate from ever thinking about anyone but you. Imagine that.
Well, you can. And you don't need a sex therapist to do it. All you need is some Alebrije…like this turtle.
She's a spirit animal, carved from the wood of the copal tree. The Aztecs discovered the magic outlet of Copal six hundred years ago.
More recently, artists in Oaxaca began using Copal to carve animals with the spirit of the animal they represent.
That's why this turtle is perfect for you. She's a rule-breaker.
Display her anywhere in your house and in no time Botta-bing, pop the bubbly.
She was carved and signed by one of the top Alebrije artists in Oaxaca, Roman Jimenez Ojeda. The Jimenez and Ojeda families are known as fine artists. This turtle reflects that talent.
She's 10 ½ inches long, six inches wide, and three inches high.
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Product code: Oxacan Alebrije Turtle for Adventurers by outlet Roman Jimenez Ojeda